my-ruin's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..punk ass bitch... [001]What is your REAL name [real, meainging the name you were born with, not some punk "rawk" name that appeared in your head while taking a shit]?: wow...punk "rawk" names appear in other people's heads while they're taking a shit too? i'm not alone! *sarcasm* its NATALIE... [002]Are you cold?: my fingers yes, toes no. [003]How old are you, or how old do you wish you were?: im 19 years of age. [004]Do you like cheese?: yezz [005]Are hamburgers truely gifts from the gods?: i think they're more like gifts from slaughtered cows. [006]If given the choice between being disemboweled or having to wear only a loin cloth for the rest of your life, which would you choose?: mmmmmm...being disemboweled sounds lovely right now. [007]Is math really THAT bad?: not really but if youve taken as much chemistry & physics & calc as i have...YES it IS THAT bad ---- Would you rather listen to: [008]The Devotchkas or Oi Polloi?: Oi Polloi, not a fan of devotchkas [009]Slayer or the Oi Scouts?: slayer ... oi scouts are cool too [010]Blanks 77 or the Sex Pistols?: hmm...A GLOBAL THREAT!!!!! (mmm bryan) [011]The Last Resort or The Templars?: the templars [012]Judge Dread or Desmond Dekker?: desmond dekker [013]DMX or Wu Tang?: X [014]Crass or Britney Spears?: crass [015]The Clash or The Ramones?: the clash. [016]The Genitorturers or The Plasmatics?: dont know either [017]Choking Victim or The Leftover Crizack?: Left over crack ------- [018]Seinfeld or 3rd Rock?: braindead aliens or braindead nerotic people? hmmmm...*contemplates* [019]Cliffhanger or Rocky III?: NO FUCKING WAY [020]Star Wars or Star Trek?: trekies can lick my left ball [021]CNN or BBC?: bbc ------- [022]Why do people still like Crass?: there really IS no reason for that, is there? [023]Are you an "anarchist" or does your brain actually function properly?: i am not an anarchist by any means, but there is no answer to this because my brain DOES NOT function properly either, neither...fuck. [024]Are you vegan?: too carnivoreous for that (chicken/turkey/ & some dairy products) [025]If so, why do you still wear leather?: i dont, dumbass [026]Are you a hypocrite [if you answer no to this you:re a liar. LIAR!]: you suck. ------- [027]Is bin Laden really such a bad guy?: i wonder how much bullshit is festering in that nappy beard of his... ------- Who:s worse? [028]bin Laden or Hitler?: hitler [029]Bush or Gore?: combination = bore [030]Stalin or Castro?: stalin...he killed more ppl than hitler [031]Fred Durst or Mussolini?: ha ha ha ha [032]Bill Gates or Saddam Hussien?: GATES -------- [033]Is PokeMon cool, or what?: or what [034]Soy cheese is gross, don:t you agree?: cheese aint gross, the food anyways. there are other cheeses that aren't so pleasant lol jaqie! [035]Is leopard or zebra print nicer?: they both gimme a headache [036]Would you rather smoke crack or do "e"?: no [037]Would you rather eat a maggot or use a moldy retainer?: how much drugs are you on? seriously. haha, i'd take da magget [038]Would you rather be a librarian or a garbageman?: librarian, i would not touch people's dirty shit [039]Why are feminists so angry?: go ask one [040]What is the meaning of life?: kill as many fire ants as possible [041]Would you rather be catholic or jewish?: errr.... [042]Is swiss cheese better than brie?: brie? that shit smells like a foot, a dirty...sweaty foot -------- then there was this whole StarWars section that i just took away cause im not even into star wars. ------- [058]Do you sew?: i would end up sewing some appendages together so no sir [059]If given the chance, would you eat Fugu (pufferfish): huh?? [060]Would you rather be a sardine or a chicken?: sucks to be either. packed in a can or gettin yr head chopped off. [061]Do you take the time to spike your hair?: i take time to do my little dred/twist things. better then spykes biznitch. [062]If so, why?: cos yo momma told me so. [063]Would you rather be goth or emo?: excuse me? [064]Isn't Indiana Jones great?: no, in fact. [065]What period of history would most describe your life?: how about from 1982-present day [066]Would you rather have no teeth or no ears?: no teeth, no music would be deadly to me. [067]Have you ever eaten Plankton?: yeah, i lick the bottom of boats all the fucking time [068]Would you rather be Christopher Reeve or Elian Gonzalez?: what a choice...neither thanx [069]Is Jesus really such a bad guy?: YES. ------- Who would you rather be? [070]Archie or Jughead?: Jughead [071]Betty or Veronica?: betty [072]A moose or George Washington?: a moose [073]The Queen or Prince William?: the queen [074]God or Jesus?: i am god -------- [075]Would you rather have leprosy or the black plague?: both, what the hell [076]Did punk die as soon as Sid did?: naw [077]Is GG Allin the man?: the disturbed, sadistic, warped man, YES [078]Or are you a radical angry feminist who listens to Huggy Bear and the Indigo Girls, so therefore you think GG is "bad"?: huggy bear isnt bad.. you probably have a problem with Kathleen Hanna too....GO LISTEN TO LE TIGRE mutha fukka [079]Or do you have no idea who he is?: unfortunitely i do, crazy fuck [080]Would you get a genital piercing?: no [081]Should we give peace a chance?: it would never work...trust me. [082]Why does everyone like Guy Richie films?: fuck you. [083]What kind of name is Guy, anyway?: it's a very unoriginal name for a GUY. [084]What is the best war movie?: full metal jacket! [085]Is U571 better than Pearl Harbour?: [086]Why was Pearl Harbour so bad?: whatever [087]Who:s better, Marilyn Monroe or Bettie Page?: BETTIE, no question. [088]Who:s better, Siouxsie or Nina Hagen?: toss up 12:43 am - 11.10.01 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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